Narcissus Calls Off The Engagement
”You mean,” she gasped, with almost too much theatrical flourish, ”after all we’ve been through, after all the shit we’ve been through together, you want to just end it? Like that?”
It was a peculiarly hot day in L.A. for March, the sun beating down on the patio of the Starbucks with the heat of a million suns. Narcissus smirked and raised his Ray-Bans so she could see his piercing blue eyes.
“Babe,” he said in the throaty growl he used to both intimidate and seduce, “obviously this relationship meant more to you than it did to me.”

February 13, 2008 at 7:45 am
For some reason, I envision the guy to be Jack Nicholson.
February 13, 2008 at 8:25 am
I envisioned Val Kilmer… but a young Jack Nicholson works, too.
February 13, 2008 at 8:39 am
I’m enjoying the longer pieces very much - but the short ones are great, too. This one in particular.
February 13, 2008 at 9:16 am
Hey, Laura. Good seeing you ’round these parts.
February 14, 2008 at 6:44 am
I read faithfully in RSS and am always happy to see that there’s a new post available. I don’t always click through to read comments; I suppose I should more often.
And happy Valentine’s Day to you!