“Creosote”: Notes From A Novel Never Written
While installing a new desk in my home office this afternoon, and transferring the contents of the old desk to the new, I came across an eight-year-old notebook. The 7×5 inch plain paper book was crammed full of handwritten notes for a novel I was once sketching out, a distant memory now but the scribblings remain.
The novel was to be titled Creosote and concerned a popular L.A. artist, Max Grimshaw — modeled in part on David Hockney and writer Dennis Potter — who is a miserable, mean-spirited severe psoriatic. He is estranged from his son, also a painter, who lives in the mythical fishing village of Melville, Washington. When Max’s son commits suicide, literally blowing his brains out onto a blank canvas and leaving behind a note that simply reads THIS IS NOT A PRETTY PICTURE, Max travels to the town of Melville in an attempt to understand his troubled son’s flameout.
Why Creosote for a title? Well, it’s a bush that flowers in the desert. According to my notes:
Able to dictate water rights, it is believed that the creosote produces a toxic substance to prevent other plants from growing too close.
Other notes:
CHARACTER NAMES
Max Grimshaw, Romola Martin, Furminger, Hatchett, Gaily Mae, Taplow (sculptor), Armistead Krebbs, J.T. Isham
THE PSYCHIATRIST
Max pays a visit to the shrink who was treating his son for anger managment issues, court-ordered therapy. The shrink is quirky, makes his own Rohrshack blots, used to work in Children’s Social Servces, follows the four-pronged method of therapy. Objective: (1) to develop a trusting relationship w/a therapist as evidenced by open communication of feelings and thought; (2) to discuss loss and how it impacts current behavior; (3) to identify the feelings connected to the loss; (4) increase ability to verbalize and experience the feeling states of loss and grief.
ON MAX GRIMSHAW’S PAINTINGS
Christ crucified, a gathering of crows hovering at his nailed feet, precariously holding golden goblets in their beaks to catch the dripping blood.
MAX (to his business manager, Romola): The series will be a parody of religious art — Bosch, Michaelangelo, what have you. Look carefully at the face of Christ in this one … it’s Jeffrey Hunter.
MAX AND ROMOLA
ROMOLA: I didn’t even know you have a son.
MAX: Had. Past tense. There’s a lot of frayed fabric in the overcoat of my personal history that you are unaware of.
RANDOM PROSE
– regards her with near-religious gravitas
– glacial reserve, a faint English affectation
– debris-strewn acreage
– flatbacking, straight-sex prostitution
– they shift on their feet like a couple of shy dancers
– the dramaturgy of his life
– thunderheads piling against the mountain
– signs of strain and deep-seated fatigue in his dark, shadowed eyes
– fishing trawlers, moored, big, sleek aluminum beasts with aluminum hulls and radar antennas
STRAY DIALOGUE
MAX: Find my ex-wife.
ROMOLA: Which one?
MAX: Lily. The boy’s mother.
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SOMEONE: Have you ever been told that you’re an arrogant bastard?
MAX: With alarming frequency.
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MAX: I believe in myself, ergo I believe in God.
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WRITER: — well, to that point I would counter that B. Franklin was a self-published writer.
(Max makes a snide comment about Franklin helping to introduce commercial painting)
MAX: What I’m talking about is a concept called the democratization of the arts. It began with the music synthesizer in the 70s, and has reached an apex with the Internet.
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ROMOLA: I busted my ass — and my father before me — to get you where you are today. Do you know how difficult it is to make people interested in something they don’t care about? There hasn’t been a true arts rennaisance in this country since the Seventies.

March 29, 2008 at 4:02 pm
It’s been a hellaciously hectic week, so I haven’t had a chance to write anything. Plus, this is the first time I’ve tried to produce something daily and man, it’s hard!
I’ll be back soon, though. Thanks for your interest!
March 29, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I think we need a novel from you.
March 29, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Okey-dokey, Don. Still gonna do that Bukowski chapbook, by the way. Four more stories to go.
March 29, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Thanks for checking in, Rucky.
March 30, 2008 at 3:34 am
the title is catchy–it’s amazing what we find–should be a different book today than when you started taking notes–Buk chapbook of flash fiction stories?
March 30, 2008 at 3:41 am
king creosote on carvers dog??
…i think my worlds are colliding…
March 30, 2008 at 7:14 am
Neutrons are exploding, Olgada. We’re very mulit-cultural here at Carver’s Dog.
Scot, Miss L and I analyzed these old book notes last night; in hindsight, it’s interesting to see the terrain I was playing around in, namely the territory novelist Bruce Olds explores, deconstruction of a public figure, of a larger-than-life man and quite the narcissist. My notes, however, appear to have not progressed beyond the first act of the story.
March 31, 2008 at 8:35 am
There is something powerful to that suicide scene. I like the imagery there. Both disturbing and intriguing at the same time.
March 31, 2008 at 9:18 am
Sounds more grim than usual, so I hope we can rely on your humorous touches, Jeffrey Hunter and the like.
I never knew creosote was a plant, so I looked it up (another slight lapse in trust, sorry) and sure enough, you’re right. Another name for it is chapparal - and that I’ve heard of. It’s a prettier word, so Creosote is the better word for your potentially to-be-recussitated-perhaps novel.
The meaning of creosote I’m familiar with (as the owner of a willful wood-burning stove) is the residue inside the stove from the wood, once burned. It builds up and is really nasty stuff that requires a professional chimney sweep to remove, because it’s also a fire hazard.
So that can fit, too.
March 31, 2008 at 10:33 am
Dig the name Grimshaw. Helluva suicide scene, too. I like the note.
March 31, 2008 at 11:55 am
I’ve mentioned creosote in my writing previously, Sandy. From Ghost Land at Dead Drunk Dublin:
The bar is dimly lit with gas lights. A brownish oily creosote is seeping out of the aged wood and the smoke from the wood-burning stoves and cigarettes has stained the walls.
March 31, 2008 at 11:58 am
Grimshaw is an interesting name, David.